Over the weekend we rented a car, and I drove the guys to a few places, that day. Our first port to visit? Bath! It was an interesting drive! The M series which are short for Motorways are easy to drive on, but other roads the A series are much harder. Some don’t have any curbs, others wind and twist like nobodies business and the entry and exists appear from nowhere! But the scenery on the countryside was awesome!
When I was at Tokyu Hands, a real fun place for guys. Its like a toys R us for men! Anyways, there is a floor with cool stuff and I saw this. Its an Iphone, desktop phone! You place it on your desk as it charges, and you can make calls with the handle. The sound quality is not great, but its cool! Cost me 2000 Yen.
It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle.
I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.
It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.
Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.
Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.
Waiter, there’s volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it’s a no-fly zone.
Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is “Lava Actually”.
I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland.
Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda?
Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.
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In his defense, she didn’t ask specifically what type of help she needed
A friend of mine managed to get her hands on one of the fake notes that was circulating around Malaysia. Apparently this foreign man was exchanging counterfeit US dollars with values of USD500, 1000 and even a million. The biggest denomination US note is only USD100.
I was tagged by Su-Li
Two simple rules:
Post photos of 7 red things in your home.
Tag 7 people to do the tag.
My wallet, given to me by my wifey.
My wifeys, nokia phone
Our table cloth
Something that hangs on our door
Our water bottle
A wax seal
I tag Snoflek, Dot, klo, hweeyen, david, leeroy, michelle