What Words Should Be Defined As….

Divorce – Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette -A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture – An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Compromise – The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Dictionary – A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room – A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic – A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc – A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat – A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist – A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist – A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See! I am not injured yet.”

Miser – A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father – A banker provided by nature.

Criminal – A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Politician – One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor – A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!

Post Published: 21 November 2006
Author: the-one
Found in section: Random

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