Divorce - Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette -A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Dictionary - A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See! I am not injured yet.”

Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father - A banker provided by nature.

Criminal - A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!

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• Quote of the Day - 2003
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• The city is all prepared... - 2005
• Under House Arrest... - 2005
• The eagle has landed.. - 2005
• Who does Malaysia belong to? - 2006
• James Bond Meme... - 2006
• Saigon Secrets : Saigon Wedding Shots (Mordern) - 2007
• JJCM :- Bánh cuốn LA - 2007
• Saigon Secrets : Binh Quoi Tourist Village - 2007
• Spanish Voyage :- Barcelona, El Poble Espanyol - 2008

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