Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
“Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies,” No, It means ,
“With Idiot For Ever !!!”

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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i’m confident. Your friend is also my son,
that’s confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints… –

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